Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup of coffee (or something stronger), and watch the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors in their natural habitat — the land of deflection, buzzwords, and political theater.

Here you’ll find:

• The emails I’ve sent to the Board, word-for-word.

• Their official replies, in all their polished evasiveness.

• My rebuttals, where the gloves come off.

This isn’t rumor, it’s not hearsay, and it’s not edited for their comfort. This is the full record, because the people who make decisions for 1.1 million Fairfax residents shouldn’t get to hide behind slogans and talking points.

I believe in equal opportunity, transparency, and accountability. Unfortunately, the Board seems to prefer selective enforcement, narrative control, and the occasional policy experiment pulled from the Neomarxism Starter Kit.

If you came here for sugarcoating, you’re in the wrong place. If you came here for the truth — with a healthy side of sarcasm — welcome home.